Title: Scales (Mer!Tim)

Pairing: TimKon

Notes: Remember when I said that Dick’s scaly panties the wearer into a mermaid when they get wet in it? Maybe it’s a prequel to The Little MerTim.

“Dick, hey, uh,” Jason started, trying to get Dick off the WayneTech paperwork Bruce dumped on him. 

“What is it, Jay?” Dick took another document from a ream of paper he was supposed to go over. He looked at Jason, who was approaching his desk, leaving the glasses on the low bridge of his nose. Why wasn’t Tim the one with this? Oh right, because he was the eldest and he had to take care of everything. Including all of his baby brothers.

“Rememeber why stopped wearing your Robin panties?” Jason asked, trying to be as subtle as possible, because he knew he was going to get in trouble with more than one person for doing this. 

“Yes, why?” Dick stopped reading and lifted his head up this time, and fixed the glasses on his nose. 

“Well, I sorta did something with it,” Jason felt Dick eyeing him. He hadn’t said anything bad yet, but he guessed ‘doing something with Dick’s scaly Robin panties’ did flick Dick’s ‘Jason did something bad’ switch. 

“You didn’t burn it did you?” Dick asked, setting the pen down over the papers he’d already reviewed. 

“No, actually—” 

“WHY THE HELL DOES TIM HAVE A BRIGHT RED FISH TAIL?!” Conner Kent, also known as Superboy, barged into Dick’s study.  

“He’s got what?!” Dick suddenly stood up from his comfortable work chair. “What the hell did you do, Jay?!” 

“What the hell are you doing here?!” Jason demanded Conner.

“He turned Tim into a fish!” Conner pointed at Tim’s older brother. 

“I never believed that it was true—” Jason tried to explain, “And he’s not a fish! He’s got a fish’s tail! He didn’t turn into a fish! He’s a mermaid—” but Dick cut him off.

“You mean that Bruce telling you to never get wet in *my* Robin uniform?! That’s exactly why he got me another and never gave you mine!” Dick came out from behind his desk. “Conner, where is he?” 

“In the pool,” answered Conner, “Freaking out.” 

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“Tim!” Dick yelled as he ran towards the pool. He saw tim sitting on the stairs into the pool. “Oh, Jesus, my baby brother’s a mermaid,” 

“What the hell were you thinking?!” Tim asked Jason angrily. “Why did you try putting it on yourself?!” 

“Well,” said Jason thoughtfully. “Mostly because I wouldn’t be a pretty mermaid, Timmy.” 

“Turn me back!” Tim demanded him. 

“We can turn you back,” said Dick, “But you’re the only one who can break the spell,” 

“And how do I do that?” Tim asked.

Tim, Jason and Conner were all looking at Dick, waiting for him to answer. “Basically, you have to find and kiss your prince charming,” Dick and Jason look at Conner.