Why do you ship Bruce and Clark? Your reasons! :D

February 24th
9:22 PM

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They’re opposites. You know how opposites attract. :>
Bruce is a billionaire, and I think he has an extra bank to spoil Clark. Because Clark totally needs a new wardrobe.
Clark is a “deredere” (lovey-dovey) and Bruce is a “tsun” (cold before turning into a lovey-dovey person). I think Bruce plays hard to get and Clark, being the loyal puppy that he is, he’ll do everything to get Bruce’s attention.
They’re sort of the yin and yang, you know? Or the sun and the moon or the day and the night. THEY JUST CLICK, OKAY?
THEY’RE CANON. Like in Superman/Batman #15 (i think?) Clark says, “You’re more than a friend to me, Bruce.” And GAHD, they’re going to kill me with this. TIM AND KON ARE JUST LIKE THEIR DADDIES!! And in DOOM! That little box! I thought it was a ring. o_o Dammit, it was a piece of green rock.
*EDIT: Because Bruce totally loves a good fuck! xD